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Joke of the Day

"8.7328917415 The cube root of all evil."

"What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube? Sunscribe."

"My wife is paralysed from the waist down Insensitive cunt."

"How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character? Ten."

"I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night...he hypnotized 7 guys...then dropped the mic on his foot and yelled*F@CK ME*...what happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life..."

"You were a still born baby.. Mother didn't want you but you were still born."

"Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Except Gary. Gary was in your house going through your underwear drawer. He also kissed your cat."

"Sometimes I just sit in the Target parking lot blasting ""Gangstas Paradise"" out of my Prius."

"I speak 4 languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Real shit."

"Amazon Asked Me to Write a Review Amazon asked for feedback on the used telescope I bought from their site. I was honest with my review: ""This telescope sucked. Two Stars."""