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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I just sit in the Target parking lot blasting ""Gangstas Paradise"" out of my Prius."

"why do they call them light bulbs? they don't weigh very much"

"Why did the masseuse give her lawyer a happy ending? She thought he could come in handy. (I'll let myself out)"

"I like my girls like my file system... FAT and 16."

"Why didn't sine cross the road? Cosecant"

"How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker."

"FB post from HS friend on pic: My boyfriend is such a dreamboat! My comment: So was the Titanic."

"What's the heaviest Chinese food? wonton :3"

"Girlfriend: Stop lying around on the couch all day. Me: But you said we needed to start conserving energy."

"The man who invented anagrams has sadly passed away May he erect a penis"