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Joke of the Day

"Amazon Asked Me to Write a Review Amazon asked for feedback on the used telescope I bought from their site. I was honest with my review: ""This telescope sucked. Two Stars."""

"Why was the computer programmer single? Because he couldn't commit."

"""LeBron has cramps""... I get those every month you baby."

"The world is full of people who just need to hug a cactus."

"Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill areas"

"What's the difference between American and European kids? European kids actually come home from school."

"I opened my water and electric bills simultaneously... Needless to say, I was shocked."

"Made a reverse chain letter that said 'delete this email or you get bad luck!' and then deleted it without sending. Then I called it a day."

"Out here in Compton searching for Wiggachu #PokemonGo"

"What did the koala bear say to the barber? You ca-lip this?"