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"What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube? Sunscribe."
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"I almost had a threesome last night, All I needed was two more women."
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"I had mostly good days in school until.... PrinciPao was hired. Now it just feels like I'm being told what I can and cannot do."
"BREAKING: Swiss Police confirm that, when arrested, all seven FIFA officials threw themselves on the ground and pretended to be injured."
"A blind man goes to optician for a check up. The optician takes his guide dog away, replaces it with another and asks, 'Is this better?'"
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"What do you call it when a pastry kills another pastry? Game of Scones."
"don't even talk to me if you can't name all three powerpuff girls."
"A secretary asks a favour of her boss. She asks ""can I borrow your Dictaphone?"" ""CERTAINLY NOT!"" he replies indignantly... ""You can use your mobile like everyone else!"""