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Joke of the Day

"Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Except Gary. Gary was in your house going through your underwear drawer. He also kissed your cat."

"How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies? He only got nailed once"

"The astrophysics class I wanted to take filled up. Now I need to figure out what other course will work for my schedule and major. It's not rocket science."

"Q. Why did the blonde write ""TGIF"" on her shoes? A. To remind her that ""toes go in first."""

"What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm? Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron."

"What do you call 2 chainz on steroids? 2-Gainz"

"I paid $5.99 for The Interview. I now want North Korea to kill me."

"This just in: A white flag factory has burned to the ground in Paris... ... Effectively crippling the French military."

"What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear? A cheeseburka"

"Limericks : Think this needs tweaking... There was a young man from Constantinople Whose limericks didn't always rhyme They finished too short."