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Joke of the Day
"My wife is paralysed from the waist down Insensitive cunt."
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"Seth Rogen and James Franco having their movie pulled due to terrorist threats sounds like the plot of a Seth Rogen and James Franco movie."
"What does a raven bring on an airplane? A carri-on bag"
"Italian WWII Tank for Sale It has 5 speeds; 4 are reverse."
"I walked in on my roommate masturbating in the shower I said ""Mate, that's disgusting"" Him: ""Fuck off I can wash it as fast as I like!"""
"Interviewer: What's your strength? Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours."
"What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish!"
"You can't die, man! Not right now. Not on my watch! *lifts dead body and pulls watch put from under it*"
"POLLY GETS A CRACKER WHEN HE STOPS REFERRING TO HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON, and not a moment before. Stupid bird."
"My uncle Aaron is the black sheep of our family. Because he's black. His skin is black. He's a black man."