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Joke of the Day
"My wife is paralysed from the waist down Insensitive cunt."
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"How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the otherside!"
"Person: Raise your glasses! Me: Hahaha! *raises bottle*"
"Always remember these 2 words in your life which will open many doors to you. Push and pull."
"Toads and choads What do toads and choads have in common? They both taste a bit swampy"
"Doing squats. And by that I mean I'm in the squat position. But really the couch is holding me up. I'm sitting on the couch."
"I saw my buddy dressed as a bowl of soup... I didn't know if he was friend or pho."
"There aren't enough love songs about the moment you see your luggage appear at baggage claim."
"My neighbor upstairs bought a new treadmill and I accidentally just shot five holes in my ceiling."
"What's the most confusing holiday in the hood? Father's day."