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Joke of the Day
"What did the ninja do when he failed to kill his target? He sai'd"
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"Leaving a warm bed on a cold morning is my personal hell."
"There's a doctor here to see you. Doctor who? No, I think it's a non time traveling one."
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"Stupid people who suddenly make a smart decision have no idea how confusing that is for the rest of us."
"Want to hear a broad generalization? All women are complicated."
"To err is human, to arr is pirate."
"I like my women how I like my bread Extra Yeasty"
"An Asian girl walks up to me in a bar. She says ***""Sex sex sex, free sex tonight!""*** Apparently she was giving me her number."
"Do Rabbis get paid for performing circumcisions? Nope, they just keep the tips."