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Joke of the Day
"There's a doctor here to see you. Doctor who? No, I think it's a non time traveling one."
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"Not ordering French fries counts as exercise, right?"
"what do you do if you see your ex , running around in your front yard covered in blood and screaming for help ? stay calm . reload . and try again."
"I wrote a status about unemployment earlier, but didn't post it. It needs some work."
"Whorehouse party My friend had a party at the local whorehouse and everyone came."
"In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby."
"Remember the old times in the Internet? Where men are men, women are men, and the national security agents are young children."
"Had a bad mix up at the store today. Cashier said strip down facing me. Apparently she meant my credit card."
"What do you call that useless skin around the penis? A man...."
"A midget walks into a bookstore... ...& asks clerk: 'do you happen to have any books on irony.' The clerk points to a shelf: 'top row.'"