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Joke of the Day

"An Asian girl walks up to me in a bar. She says ***""Sex sex sex, free sex tonight!""*** Apparently she was giving me her number."

"Kid: Just bought a chicken, a bar, a door with no doorbell and a doctors surgery Man: Where did you buy all that junk? Kid: At the Joke shop."

"Female Coworker: I just got this implant in my arm. It's for birth control. Me: I didn't even know an arm could get pregnant."

"Why Couldn't 3 Fall Asleep ? He was afraid , he would make an ass of himself ."

"I hear China makes some high-quality wine... ...people have been raving about the Grape of Nanking."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints."

"The premise of The Exorcist is truly terrifying. Imagine having a 12-year-old daughter."

"Why do bears poop in the woods? So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!"

"How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? One, we have no time for humour."

"All this time I wondered why birds were out to get me. Turns out I just had a chip on my shoulder. #blood"