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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my bread Extra Yeasty"
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"What's round and hard and full of acidic semen? A Jewish submarine."
"What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night."
"What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !"
"The best pickup line I have a weapon in my pants. It's so strong it could destroy Uranus."
"What do you call a potato/corn crime fighting duo? Starchy and Husk"
"A pirate walks into a bar... And orders a bottle of rum. The bar tender says that will be 10 dollars. The pirate replies, ""Do you accept Barrrr Nickels???"""
"What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy? There's a vas deferens."
"-""I was the girl that hated you back in high school."" -""I'm sorry, can you be more specific?"""
"What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !"