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Joke of the Day

"Stupid people who suddenly make a smart decision have no idea how confusing that is for the rest of us."

"I was surprised to learn my kid failed the road driving test... ...she Tweeted three times that it seem to be going well."

"You young couples with your dogs, your trial children, you'll learn nothing about parenting because you can never teach a toddler to ""sit""."

"The gym called... He said he needed to be picked up"

"What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team? Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in."

"What did the doctor say when his patient said ""I think I'm two spoons!"" ""Shut the fork up."""

"Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station."

"Origami The World Origami Championships is today. Let's see how it unfolds."

"What's the difference between racism and the chinese people? Racism has many faces..."

"Bridge is like sex. If you don't have a partner you better have a good hand"