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Joke of the Day
"To err is human, to arr is pirate."
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"So I'm trying to get my husband to go to Paris with me but so far my best argument has been, ""I will kill you in your sleep."""
"Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre."
"Drunk sex is like a WNBA game. It lasts 2 hours and nobody comes."
"What is the highest form of flattery? A plateau"
"What's the difference between Paul walker and my PC? I give a shit when my PC crashes."
"The darker humor is, the better. Just like slaves."
"My husband says shaving his legs gives him an advantage when cycling, but I don't get how the high heels and pantyhose help."
"My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they're more brave than I am."
"2 pacs of eminems for 50 cents? Man that's Ludacris"