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Joke of the Day

"Do Rabbis get paid for performing circumcisions? Nope, they just keep the tips."

"What do you call a sarcastic abyss? A sar-chasm."

"Godzilla on his smartphone, googling 'How many carbs does Tokyo have'"

"Two IT guys are having a chat during a coffee break and one of them sais to the other: Could you borrow me $500? Of course. But let's round it up. Here's $512."

"What happens when libertarians and honey badgers don't give a shit together? An ex-lax shortage"

"What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism? Head."

"My pet lizard was acting really strange the other day so I took it to the vet. She said it was a reptile dysfunction."

"Is is best to do your homework on an empty stomach or a full stomach? It's best to do it on paper."

"The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar. It was tense."

"What do you call an Asshole with golden hair TRUMP !"