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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a broad generalization? All women are complicated."

"Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? I dunno, they just seem a bit shady."

"two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast 1.Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon? A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship? A. Mech-a"

"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl-Esh."

"I just play poker so I can say I'm going all in without smirking."

"You don't have to study for a pregnancy test... but I have heard there's a lot of cramming that goes on before the exam."

"Why didn't Hitler drive a stick shift? Because he hated Stalin"

"What happens to Pastors who eat chili dogs? They have to sit in their own pew."

"Today I discovered that two wrongs definitely don't make a right. Tomorrow I'm going to try three."

"Why didn't the Orange want to be eaten? Because he wasn't feeling appealing."