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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a broad generalization? All women are complicated."
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"Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard... Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard to get the dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own."
"When is a one not one? When it's too"
"Two snakes Snake one asks ""Hey man, are we venomous?"" Snake two responds, ""Extremely. Why do you ask?"" ""Because I just bit my tongue"""
"This one time in High School I ate an entire roll of quarters Shit was so cash"