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Joke of the Day

"Meatloaf said: ""I would do anything for love, but I won't do that""... ...he means lose weight. -&y"

"Crime really does happen at Pokestops! I met up with my dealer at one last night."

"I wrote a song about tortillas. Actually, it's more of a rap."

"What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar? I don't know."

"What do you call a social studies class that got burnt down? History"

"What do you call an effeminate Japanese man with radiation sickness, AIDS and hemorrhegic fever? Ebola Gay."

"Serbian Math What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire? One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo"

"Pet skunk A buddy of mine has a pet skunk. Sleeps with him and his wife in their bed. I asked about the smell and he said the skunk got used to it, same as he did."

"What do you call the spirits of honey bees? Boo-bees"

"Did you hear about the Korean who entered the lottery? He won one billion won."