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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the spirits of honey bees? Boo-bees"

"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? ... Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?"

"I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."

"I'm making a film about emos. I really need to stop saying ""cut!"" at the end of each scene."

"In his quest to gain more power, the mad scientist extended his hours at the lab. This is after he discovered that power is work overtime."

"Why dont you need birth controls when having sex with British boys? They are the earliest to pull out of eu."

"I think my dog always follows me into the bathroom because I always follow her outside when she goes and she just thinks that's how it works"

"I guess hookers are getting into the holiday spirit. I seen one today advertising pumpkin spice pussy."

"I wish I could play little league again. I'd be so much better now."

"If I was a girl my best friend would have to come untangle me at least twice a week because I tried to take my bra off through my sleeve"