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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the spirits of honey bees? Boo-bees"
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"What do you call a person who worships Doritos? A Chipmonk."
"Giant bird goes to a psychiatrist.. ''I feel like I'm ignored all the time.'' ''Maybe it's because you're ostrich sized''"
"my car is dead & i saw a dead spider under the hood so like, do i need a new spider? i dont know a lot about how cars work"
"I went to a Mechanic when my car started making these awful noises but it just turned out to be Nickelback playing on the radio."
"What do you call a prostitute with her hands up her own skirt? Self Employed"
"2001 called... They want their towers back"
"Don't reply to nuclear reactors that say they're ugly. They're just fission for compliments."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls (bagels get it?)."
"Every rooster is a dick."