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Joke of the Day

"Serbian Math What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire? One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo"

"Parents, you can help end childhood obesity by teaching your kids how to smoke cigarettes."

"Did you know Paul walker was on the radio when he died? He was also on the dashboard, the windscreen and the steering wheel."

"I don't think Flounder I caught today was very happy with me. He was looking at me kinda sideways."

"How do you kill a one legged fox? Make him run across Canada"

"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks her if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus."

"The other day I walked up to a homeless person. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'I thought you were homeless!'"

"Fat people just want to get into your pantries."

"From my 8yo daughter: What do you call a boat made out of corn? A: A tortilla ship!"

"The invention of the wheel was revolutionary. The lightbulb was a brilliant idea, and the rocket's invention is simply out of this world."