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Joke of the Day

"How to walk in 4 easy steps Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 4"

"If I could, I'd wear plaid every day. But I feel as though doing that would cross several lines."

"Why are ghosts bad liars? You can see right through them."

"What do you call a wizard holding a teacup? A saucer-er!"

"Why are a lot of Italians named Tony? Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, ""TO NY""."

"Did you guys hear about that pastor who refused to perform a Full House themed lesbian wedding? Apparently he didn't want to marry Kate and Ashley."

"Sometimes I just sit in the Target parking lot blasting ""Gangstas Paradise"" out of my Prius."

"Professor X can move objects with his mind If Professor X can move objects with his mind, why can't he make his legs move??"

"I let my son go on ebay earlier today When I told my wife she slapped me and called the police."

"I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner All it was doing was gathering dust."