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Joke of the Day
"How to walk in 4 easy steps Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 4"
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"Hey, little bird! Maybe you wouldn't have to move your head around so much looking for threats if you didn't make so much god damn noise!"
"When she texts ""I Love You""... but Auto-correct changes it to ""who is this"""
"What concert cost 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickleback."
"What does the train say as its heading toward Auschwitz? Jew-Jew!"
"My friend graduated in psychology with a 3.8 GPA I wish she'd stop telling me her life story and just give me my order of fries already."
"Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes? Because he's extinct"
"My buddy has been so annoying bragging about how he only sails on a ships maiden voyage... Fuckin shipsters"
"Canadians spend about $3.5 billion annually in Florida Plus the $5 tip."
"Chantelle has 756 friends on Facebook. She adds 122, what does she have? Huge tits."