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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an effeminate Japanese man with radiation sickness, AIDS and hemorrhegic fever? Ebola Gay."

"Does anyone have any good Tokyo Ghoul puns? I would love if someone would comment some Tokyo Ghoul jokes/puns! Or Attack on Titan... Thx!"

"[Bee diary] Day one: met a really cute queen bee Day two: queen bee is now my gf Day three: my gf cheated on me with my 40,000 roommates"

"There are two types of people I cannot stand Those who are intolerant of other cultures/ people groups... and the Dutch."

"Fruit: often disappointing. Salad: always disappointing. Fruit salad: meets expectations."

"Unarmed Aeroplanes, America's only weakness. too soon?"

"So if Humpty Dumpty is an egg, what species is the thing inside him? Another egg? ""No I mean do you have any questions about the job?"""

"One Day I hope I can afford an iphone like that girl in line in front of me with the food stamps!!!"

"""STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO"", I yell to my 5 year old."

"I told my waiter the same thing i told my plastic surgeon. Give me chicken breasts."