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Joke of the Day
"Crime really does happen at Pokestops! I met up with my dealer at one last night."
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"Yo mama is like the gas station. Pump and Pay."
"Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo."
"If you refuse to take a nap... Are you resisting a rest?"
"If Trump replaces Obama in the white house, then we can all say... Orange is the new Black. Thanks, ~~I'll see myself out.~~ Apparently, I don't need to."
"What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They get to smell the goods but they never get to eat them"
"We were making out on the couch and She's like ""Let's take this upstairs"" I'm like ""Ok you grab one side and I'll grab the other!"""
"You show me a migraine and I'll show you a real pain in the neck"
"Iran! why?"
"My employees forgot about Cyber Monday. I won't rub it in. They look embarrassed enough when I walk by in my RoboCop suit."