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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar? I don't know."
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"If someone who speaks 2 languages is Bilingual, whats someone who speaks 1 called? American. EDIT: My first post on Reddit and I get 1000+ up votes, thanks so much!!!"
"I played the word ""mature"" in a game of Scrabble. My friend played ""immature"" and got the Triple Word Score so I flipped the board over."
"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"
"I hate it when people tell me I don't need alcohol to have fun. You don't need shoes to run, but it fucking helps."
"DROWNING LAWYER Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water."
"How many Feminists does it take to change a Light Bulb? Two - One to change the Bulb and one to Blow Me"
"A man went to the doctors... He said ""Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains"" The doctor had him sectioned and detained under the Mental Health Act"
"I always had the worst luck when I went fishing... Until I caught a Flounder Yesterday. My dad said it was a Fluke"
"How much electricity is in the ground? 1 Terrahertz"