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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a social studies class that got burnt down? History"
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"Duck waddles in to a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. ""Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?."" ""Just put it on my bill."""
"Shopping for Melons My wife sent me to the supermarket with a grocery list, but when I unfolded and read it, all it said was ""melons"". I guess it was the honey dew list."
"""Watch me smell my wine."" - white people"
"Drunk girls would be amazing lawyers if they cared about laws & freedoms as much as they cared about trying to convince people they're sober"
"Waiter what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !"
"Iron Man is a superhero Iron Woman is a command."
"What are snails trying to do? Their best"
"Bad luck Steve Irwin. Puts on sunblock. Doesn't protect against harmful rays."
"Donald Trump went to graduate school and now he has a PuD Pretty 'uge d...isertation"