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Joke of the Day

"I don't drink for religious reasons. I drink for other reasons."

"Did you see the guy in Birmingham, Alabama trying to fuck a clock? He heard time was relative."

"Said ""large"" today at Starbucks, and everyone starting chanting ""Venti, Venti, Venti!"" and a mass suicide occurred."

"What's the biggest city in the United States? Obesity"

"""He be dead."" Who? Your English teacher?"

"The biggest problem with prison is that you can only rearrange your cell in so many ways because of where the toilet is."

"I am not a gay man.. And neither is my husband !"

"How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!"

"Why did the Catholic church decide to abandon science? Light stopped having mass"

"In his quest to become a brain surgeon, Charlie the otter couldn't afford to live at the University of aquatic mammals. He was forced to take online courses from the Hippo-Campus."