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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Catholic church decide to abandon science? Light stopped having mass"
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"I once got diarrhea on a road trip but I went on, undeterred."
"9am: protein shake, oatmeal 1pm: small salad, chicken breast 5pm: grilled salmon, spinach 9pm: 4 whole ""i don't give a shit anymore"" pizzas"
"Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive? Because she is smoking hot"
"What's the difference between Thomas Jefferson and Ariel Castro? Thomas Jefferson wore a wig when he raped his slaves"
"officer, buying weed from a guy who sells on the side is basically shopping local. you should be THANKING me for supporting our community."
"Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I paid for a $0.95 corndog with a dollar!"
"Miley Cirus' nipple slip at MTV's VMAs"
"Ever hear the joke about the 3 Irish guys who left the pub? No? Neither have I."
"Ted Cruz should have been forced to carry his Campaign to term... Terminating it is unchristian afterall"