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Joke of the Day
"I never got in trouble when I was young. Guess I'm making up for that now."
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"Sex jokes aren't funny, I mean cum on people."
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"[start of interview] Me: hi sir nice to meet you *i go to shake is hand but spill his coffee everywhere* Interviewer: ...welcome to BP"
"What did the french say to the Nazis when they invaded ? Table for 50,000?"
"Man, I hated Alex Haley, the author of Roots... He always had his niggers in a *twist*."
"What's the most polite meal? Peas and franks."
"A cartoonist died in his home... Details are sketchy."