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Joke of the Day

"The biggest problem with prison is that you can only rearrange your cell in so many ways because of where the toilet is."

"What do women and saxophones have in common? They both blow and make different noises when you finger them."

"There's this Joke about North Korea but they won't let me post it."

"Guys, I'm eating for two! I'm not pregnant, I just have a problem with portion control."

"Are we stopping for ALL pedestrians now? I can understand kids & the elderly. But everyone else should be able to dodge cars."

"I met an obsessive-compulsive sodomite once. He was anal-retentive."

"Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !"

"Hillary: After Benghazi Hearing I ""Sat Around Eating Indian Food And Drinking Wine And Beer"" Christie: ""Just another Tuesday morning for me."""

"I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled."

"They told me to keep it in my pants... But it was too hard. Happy Valentine's Day folks!"