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Joke of the Day
"I am not a gay man.. And neither is my husband !"
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"""Umm, what are you doing? Can you not? Seriously, get off me!"" - The first horse ever ridden (probably)"
"/u/ShittyJokeExplainBot , explain yourself."
"Happy Mothers Day We love all you mothers."
"Auto correct doesn't work when I use caps lock. My phone is like ""woah, better let this dude cool down before I tell him he's wrong"""
"West Virginians are like burgers. They're always inbred."
"[Stock market crashes] ""Oh no, I better check on my investments!"" *opens cupboard over top of the sink* [1000s of Shrek dvds fall out]"
"What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!"
"Why did the alarm go off at the mansion? Because the owner entered the correct code."
"A preteen girl cried when I popped her cherry without permission. It was her fault for leaving fruit on the ground!"