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Joke of the Day

"How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!"

"Eating With The Shakes If a person with Parkinson's is eating a brownie, Is it ""Brownie in motion""?"

"How do you make a cat sound like a dog? You light on fire. *woof*"

"What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !"

"My friend Dave drowned yesterday his funeral is on Wednesday. I've made him a wreath in the shape of a buoyancy aid. It's what he would have wanted."

"WIFE: How's the ventriloquism going? ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it."

"Hey girl, do you like trucks? Cause I got a semi."

"Father, i want a bicycle... Why you need that? You already have a wheelchair."

"What do you call someone who comes second in a long-distance boat race? An immigrant"

"What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!"