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Joke of the Day

"People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people."

"""My wife's having a relationship with the Speaker of the House of Representatives"" ""Boehner?"" ""No, she assures me it's completely platonic."""

"How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb? three, but they're really one"

"What kind of meat does The Pope eat? Nun"

"How did the sailor deal with the death of his friend? He sent out a message in remorse code."

"Why are elevator jokes so funny? Because they work on so many levels"

"How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, ""Really dude, you look huge!"""

"Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store? For the Watch."

"You can tell a lot about a new neighbor by how they react when they find you hiding under their bed."

"I'm hungry A boy walks up to his dad. ""Dad I'm hungry."" ""Hi hungry!"" ""Dad I'm serious."" ""I'm sorry serious, I thought you were hungry."" The boy then dies of hunger."