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Joke of the Day
"What kind of meat does The Pope eat? Nun"
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"I think it might be fun to be an idiot-savant... ... but I'm having trouble with the savant part."
"Why couldn't the depressed person get his email? He had a bad Outlook."
"Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter? Because the shelter was non prophet."
"Is your GPS supposed to sigh before it says ""Recalculating""?"
"What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning? He Glocks in"
"What do blacks and bicycles have in common? Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)"
"Have you tried that new cocktail called Hurricane Sandy? It's just a watered down Manhattan."
"My German plumber accidentally hooked up my gas line to my shower... Looks like old habits die hard."
"That hot person you've been flirting with over the internet has one normal arm and one shrivelled T. rex arm."