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Joke of the Day
"How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb? three, but they're really one"
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"Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ? Because they kept droning on and on !"
"Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!"
"Why did the amoeba flunk the math test? Because it multiplied by dividing."
"How come blind people never tell bad jokes? Because they can't ""see themselves out"" :D ..I'll.. I'll see myself out."
"What do Bill Cosby and Santa have in common? They don't come until you're asleep"
"Want to hear a joke about Jonestown? Nevermind, the punchline is too long."
"Taking Viagra for my sunburn. Doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night!"
"If you ever feel bad about your procrastination, Harry had three month to figure out the egg clue and still did it the night before"
"Cause of death: Very rough shirt tag"