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Joke of the Day
"The dream of a every man with a fat belly... Is to just look down and be able to see his willy."
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"I just named my whiskey ""Titanic"" because it goes down better with ice."
"What has a bottom on a top? A leg."
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!"
"I went on a scavenger hunt the other day. I shot a vulture."
"According to Facebook a bunch of handsome dudes got together and decided to marry all my ex-girlfriends"
"Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"What's the iPhone's favorite football team? The Chargers."
"if you give everyone easier access to guns then nobody will shoot anyone else because everyone has the guns and nobody will use them ever"
"""My girlfriend? You wouldn't know her. She's a bit underground."" ...said the hipster necrophiliac."