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Joke of the Day

"I'm hungry A boy walks up to his dad. ""Dad I'm hungry."" ""Hi hungry!"" ""Dad I'm serious."" ""I'm sorry serious, I thought you were hungry."" The boy then dies of hunger."

"ur honor, i call GOD as my witness *jury gasps* *nothimg happens* *slowley, a man w/ beard rises from the stands* damit no Gary sit down"

"I only like brown rice not white rice. I think that makes me a ricist."

"How many roads must a man walk? 42."

"For someone with a penis, wearing skinny jeans is a lot like living in a cheap mansion... There's no ballroom."

"I was fired from my job at the sperm bank for saying ""get a load of this guy"" every time someone walked in"

"What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna!"

"what's the square root of 69? ate something."

"I was having sex last night and had an epiphany right before I climaxed... I guess you could say that I came to a realisation."

"What's the difference between like, love and lust? Spit Swallow Gargle"