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Joke of the Day

"You can tell a lot about a new neighbor by how they react when they find you hiding under their bed."

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"Advises all the young people, ""Do not grow up; it's a trap!!"""
"Dropping your keys standing over a grate and them not going through is God reminding you that he could fucking kill you if he felt like it."
"[Skype] ME: Finally I see your face and wow. HIM: [naked] Where are you?! ME: Starbucks. Wanna meet a few friends? They like your tweets."
"What do you call a German barber? Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)"
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"What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne waits till you're 13 to come on your face."
"My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!"
"Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'"