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Joke of the Day

"THERE IS A VIRUS GOING AROUND REDDIT W THE LINK ""CO-EDS.AVI"" THAT MAKES YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS I DIDNT CLICK ON IT BC I DONT WATCH PORN BUT BE ON THE LOOK OUT.."

"My stainless steel scissor rusted How ironic."

"whenever a song says put your hands in the air i do it on the spot. i have fun and also an alarming vehicle collision record"

"I have a lot of road rage. FUCK ROADS!!!"

"What's DJ Khaleds favorite phone One plus one, because it has another 1"

"how many African Americans ""by way of slave ships"" does it take to screw in a light bulb? no less than 2. some one has to drive the pink cadilac"

"Water leak. No water for 2 days. Then the plumber cut the cable line. No internet. No TV. 2 stinky teenagers. Send wine and bail money."

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around."

"Sir you don't need to be tailgating me I'm already going 55mph in a 35mph zone And the lights on top of your car look ridiculous"

"What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!"