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Joke of the Day

"THERE IS A VIRUS GOING AROUND REDDIT W THE LINK ""CO-EDS.AVI"" THAT MAKES YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS I DIDNT CLICK ON IT BC I DONT WATCH PORN BUT BE ON THE LOOK OUT.."

"My mum fed me yeast and put me in the oven. Just how I was raised."

"Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity? Because all of their broads are in Atlanta"

"65 year old guy i work with came at me with this one the other day What does a 80 year old women taste like? Depends.."

"Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver? Dale Earnhardt jr."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 8 and 9 died a horrible and tragic death, and 7 is the prime suspect."

"Why did Willow Smith whip her hair? Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance"

"How do you make a Kleenex dance? You put a little boogie in it."

"A joke from the Future. *#58821*"

"Statistically, you're more likely to be killed, raped or robbed by a black person than other races. This isn't really funny, it's a PSA."