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Joke of the Day

"What's DJ Khaleds favorite phone One plus one, because it has another 1"

"So I heard they've discontinued the Xbox 360... I guess it's an ex-box now."

"Why did the carpenter join the army? Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant"

"How do pianists remember which groceries to buy? They use a Chopin Liszt!"

"I'm good friends with 24 letters of the alphabet because i hate U and i don't really know Y"

"I tried explaining to my girlfriend how hard it is to pee with a boner... Now she stands in the bathroom naked just to make it harder"

"if you tell your guests your house was just broken into and fake cry they will clean it for free"

"Why are dogs always SENSITIVE? ------------ Because they have tears in their eyes"

"After taking a bunch of 7-year-olds on a field trip to the Natural History Museum, I realized their favorite exhibit was ""Elevator Buttons."""

"In what school subjects does the teacher say 'Well done hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval history meatematics and word grill."