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Joke of the Day
"My stainless steel scissor rusted How ironic."
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"E....I...O...U...Y....A ugh, vowel movement. Sorry"
"I think we should line up all the presidential candidates and see which one a dog doesn't bark at. That person should become president."
"What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months? A school application."
"Some people prefer to put the thermometer in their mouth, while others prefer it in their rectum. It's a matter of taste!"
"Jesus take the wheel Carlos you take the stereo and I got lookout!"
"I was pretty surprised when my son came home from university and announced that he's gay. He used to hate anal sex when he was little."
"what do you call the smallest joke database in the world? r/jokes"
"How do you describe every gf in one word? K"
"How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers."