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Joke of the Day

"Sir you don't need to be tailgating me I'm already going 55mph in a 35mph zone And the lights on top of your car look ridiculous"

"To all sluts !! Please regulate your whoremones !!"

"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken"

"Why do Canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game."

"The kids love this one! Why does Santa have such a Big Sack? Because he only comes once a year."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass"

"When life gives you lemons... ...you won't get scurvy."

"A game developer recently released a ""rectal prolapse simulator""... ...they called it ""Fallout""."

"What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant? I am saury."

"She said that having a successful marriage is all about making sacrifices so I threw her into a volcano."