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Joke of the Day

"I have a lot of road rage. FUCK ROADS!!!"

"I'm beginning to think some of you are not your Avi's, which makes me sad. I thought I had a unicorn and dinosaur friend."

"Did you hear Donald Trump wants to ban pre-shredded cheese? Apparently a bunch of immigrants work in the Kraft factory."

"Where do terrorists store their money? In the West Bank"

"What do you call fast food emergencies? Emergen-cheese. :3"

"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE HIDING BEHIND THE CORNER. THEY ARE GOING TO JUMP OUT AND TAKE YOUR PHONE, WALLET AND PURSE."

"Do deaf people have a right to a fair hearing?"

"John Wilkes Booth is one of history's greatest stand-up comedians I heard he really killed at Ford's Theatre."

"Three legged dog A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: ""I'm lookin' for the man who executed my father."""

"Make a sentence with the following words 'elephant' 'ant' 'ass' 'in' and 'bamboo' Ant in an elephant's ass"