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Joke of the Day
"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around."
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"what's red and invisible? no tomatoes."
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"What did one French Guy say to another French Guy? ""Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!"" (""Hello, I am called Guy as well!"")"
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"""Oh love what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"" she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes. ""I don't know but I promise I'll never do it again."""
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"Quite frankly autocorrect I'm tired of your shirt"