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Joke of the Day
"What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!"
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"Why was the tree stretching? So it could be timber!"
"""I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!"" ""Sir, this is a library."" *whispers... ""I'm here for the hookers and the booze."""
"Why was the calendar nervous? It's days were numbered!"
"Was going to wear my camouflage pants today Couldn't find them."
"Have you read the book about the guy who can only ejaculate a virus? It's a classic coming-a-phage story."
"The man who invented anagrams has sadly passed away May he erect a penis"
"What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible? When Jesus cleared the temple."
"Some of you keep touting donuts as the best breakfast food ..... But there are holes in your arguments."
"What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding? Nothing, he already said it twice."