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Joke of the Day

"how many African Americans ""by way of slave ships"" does it take to screw in a light bulb? no less than 2. some one has to drive the pink cadilac"

"I bet vampires just walk around saying how different things were in back the old days."

"TIL that the average mans penis is still larger than the recent study of average global penis size."

"Why did the clam get in an accident? He was talking on his shellphone."

"In recent years the number of UFO sightings has dropped because of the smart phone. Their users never look up."

"What would happen if James Bond took Viagra? He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all."

"What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!"

"Please pray for my friends' 4 yr old. I just found out that ten minutes of his life wasn't photographed or documented on Facebook today."

"Went to the doctors yesterday, suffering from premature ejaculation... ... doctor said, ""This must be very stressful for your wife"". I replied, ""To be honest, it's getting on her tits""."

"Kim Kardashian's baby will be the whitest person to ever see her vagina."