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Joke of the Day
"Space Cat: *furious as he knocks items off of a shelf and they just float in place, mocking him*"
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"""My girlfriend is a feminist"", I explained to my grandfather ""Well, heck son - nothing wrong with a feminine woman"" he replied."
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