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Joke of the Day

"What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed? Inception"

"I don't like rape jokes... they feel kinda forced."

"What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him? No hard feelings."

"I don't play fantasy football, but I do play fantasy friendship. This week I'm starting Taylor Swift and Conan O'Brien."

"My mom yelled at my sister "" GET OUTTA MY PURSE!""... My sister yelled back ""I'M TOO BIG TO BE IN YOU'RE PURSE!"""

"Someone just told me ignorance and apathy are the world's two biggest problems I didn't know that, but I don't really care."

"Why do men get circumcised? Because women GRAB anything 20% off!!"

"I'm bad at delivering jokes... The doctor that delivered me was great at it though!"

"Have you heard about the new club with the gloryholes? It's just a little hole in the wall."

"Sitting here eating blueberries wondering if my brain is improving Doubt it..... took too long to spell doubt"