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Joke of the Day
"My corner store failed because most people want more than just the corners of stuff."
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"I like to diffuse situations with humornnnnnnnnnAnd a machete"
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"Jesus spoke to me yesterday... But I don't like talking to my roofers, so I had his brother Juan tell him not to do that in the future."
"a sphincter says what? pants up, dont poop."
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