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Joke of the Day

"Alan Rickman dies at the age of 69 That sure was a long fall"

"Why can't the plane fly? Because it's grounded."

"Hey, insurance companies instead of having a commercial on TV every 10 minutes can you just cover some of my medical bills?"

"What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room? You get a solid-state frizzicist."

"I tried to sell my old dogging stuff on eBay this week, without success. No bidders but I did have 12 watchers."

"i can't fall asleep with all these people honking at me. go around!"

"What is an aliens favorite keyboard key The space key"

"You could film me for a month and still not have enough footage for a 30 second 'Rocky training' typed montage of my productiveness at work."

"So Chad Kroeger was just diagnosed with a vocal cyst... I guess that's what the doctor can call nickleback."

"I sincerely hope that when I get older my children don't put me in a home or on a stage at a political convention."