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Joke of the Day
"Lost in a corn maze? Light it on fire. Turn it into a popcorn maze. Eat your way out."
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"My wife moans at me to say I did' instead of I done' because it's not proper grammar. Easier said than did."
"*Looks up from pestle and mortar ""Phew! Powdering this baby is hard!"""
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... (Self-Repost) ...One turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I just blew 30 bucks in there!""."
"I'm applying for a position as a mall cop.... It has good job security."
"I was looking for hours for my thread on Reddit.. Turns out I was browsing with the popular filter :("
"Did you know If Olivia Newton John married John Travolta, her name would be Olivia Newton John Travolta."
"GALS: Ask ANY guy, if you don't know all the sex tips from the latest Cosmo, we are NOT interested."
"Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend? Because they're too young for him"
"I just lost 130 pounds of useless fat, that was sucking the life out of me I got a divorce"