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Joke of the Day
"What does a horny man living in Northern Russia need? He needs two jacket."
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"Bruce Wayne: I wanna fight crime. Alfred: You're a billionaire. Open orphanages, free clinics, day care cen- Bruce: No I wanna punch people."
"George Ezra must really love his calculator if he wrote a song about it. *Cassy O'*"
"Two grains of sand were walking together in the desert. Suddenly, one turned to the other and said, ""Dude, I think we're being followed."""
"My wife told me she bought a really sexy dress just for me. I'm planning on wearing it this Friday."
"Having sex is just like riding a bike. A strategically placed baseball card makes it sound like a motorcycle."
"Did you hear about the boxer who became a comedian? Turns out he was pretty good at delivering punchlines. *I'm sorry*"
"Can't believe tomorrow is Take Your Alcohol to Work Day."
"When I finally break up with my boyfriend I'm just going to yell ""UNFOLLOW"" and then walk away."
"Life is like a box of chocolates If your fat it doesn't last very long."