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Joke of the Day

"George Ezra must really love his calculator if he wrote a song about it. *Cassy O'*"

"What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break? TREE O'clock!"

"the year is 2042. a man is fired for doing ""the robot"" in a mixed crowd of humans and androids at the company xmas party."

"What is the difference between a feminist and a cat? One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist"

"What do you call a horny Welshman on top of the Space Needle? Sheepless in Seattle"

"A koala, a bear and a panda owned tea shops... But which one was the best? The Koala's, as it was the most Koala-Tea."

"Did you hear about the half-assed hitman? He assinated his targets."

"So, I'm painting a big blue rectangle in my backyard. So Google Earth will think that I have a pool :/"

"For the past month I have woken up to find hundreds of flowers with no heads all over my doorstep, garden and drive. I think I'm being stalked"

"Jesus saves! Because he shops at Walmart"