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Joke of the Day

"John... ...[Staymoist](http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/21300000/John-Stamos-john-stamos-21331988-1611-1089.jpg)"

"Sometimes I'll order things online & pay for handling but not shipping. I don't want the product; I just want them to move it around a bit."

"Why is Jewish apple cake Jewish? Because it's baked in an oven..."

"Charlie Chaplin called I couldn't hear him though."

"Women's history isn't a month.... It's only 28 days.... Period."

"Here is an easy way to tell a Chinese girl from a Japanese girl The Japanese girl has pixels."

"Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They've never known what home is."

"""Cool calculator watch dude."" ~nobody since 1987."

"The average person has sex 103 times a year and it's almost March so that means only 103 more to go."

"When I get multiple friend requests on MySpace, my pager goes crazy."